Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.
Ozzy is a national treasure
fucking typical that the kind of woman who drops her pen on the train is also the kind thats insanely rude when i pick it up for her with my dextrous toe shoes
single, not sure how to mingle
what she says: no
what she really means: no
COOL DATE IDEA: take a really long nap with me